In the last few months, it seems that most of my people have lost interest in my blog, which is a-okay and fine by me. I haven’t had anything interesting to post, and the random stories and anecdotes that might have passed as mildly entertaining I’ve already shared with you, friends of mine, via [...]
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Epilogue I
Posted in Uncategorized on May 29, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Oklahoma City, Sr.
Posted in Uncategorized on January 30, 2008 | 6 Comments »
I know what you’re thinking: an Okie gets a better job offer in Dallas and decides to move, hasn’t that been done already? Yes, it’s been done. It’s been done by about seventy-five percent of my graduating class. I should probably feel like something of a cliche, but then again, I’m getting a company car, and [...]
(Help!) I Need Somebody! (Help!)
Posted in Uncategorized on January 15, 2008 | 3 Comments »
My computer crashed just before Christmas. Crashed as in, would no longer turn on. I had been having issues with it, took it in a few times, but I’m afraid the techs at CompUSA fried my hard drive. I just got my computer back today. Everything is gone. All my drafts from the last year, [...]
Tic Toc
Posted in Uncategorized on November 10, 2007 | 1 Comment »
Is that leopard print?
It sure is.
I hate leopard print. You know why I hate leopard print?
Why do you hate leopard print?
Because the woman who got me fired from my last job wore leopard print all the time.
When was that?
This morning.
Blind Man’s Bluff
Posted in Uncategorized on November 1, 2007 | 1 Comment »
Only the Irish could have come up with a holiday as cool as Halloween. (In fact, the Irish did come with Halloween. Not only did they come up with Halloween, but they also came up with such nostalgic traditions as turnip-carving. I learned all about it just this week.)
I’ll say it again, Halloween is my [...]
Here’s One
Posted in Uncategorized on October 15, 2007 | 1 Comment »
It was Saturday, college game-day, the worst day to work at the mall because Texas fans are obnoxious. So are USC fans, but that’s another story. Anyway. I’m trying to use my mad powers of suggestion to convince a guest that she needs to buy a $120 bag. I was chatting her up and somehow [...]
“An Open Letter to De Codified” or “Writer s Un Blocked”
Posted in Uncategorized on September 18, 2007 | 1 Comment »
Dear Cody (and tacitly, other interested parties and sports fans):
I know I’ve been remiss about posting these last few, erhm, weeks, and when I have posted, the entries have been a little less than substantial. There are several reasons for this, of course. For one, I have to go to Panera or the public library [...]
What Book Are You?
Posted in Uncategorized on September 2, 2007 | 10 Comments »
Well, Ann, this is The Book I Are:
You’re The Great Gatsby!
by F. Scott Fitzgerald
Having grown up in immense wealth and privilege, the world is truly at
your doorstep. Instead of reveling in this life of luxury, however, you spend most of
your time mooning over a failed romance. The object of your affection is all but
worthless–a frivolous [...]
More Later
Posted in Uncategorized on August 17, 2007 | 5 Comments »
Until I have more time to post, this one’s just for you, AN and GP and KCMP: Go see Sunshine. It’s a film, not a movie, and probably the most interesting film AND movie I’ve seen all summer.
Everyone else: Go see Hairspray. The song lyrics alone are worth the 8 dollar [...]
“Some Men Who Didn’t Get it Quite Right Fifty Years Ago” and “Check Out Ann’s Blog”
Posted in Uncategorized on June 19, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Time Capsule:
http://www.reuters.com/article/newsOne/idUSN1628272520070618
Ann’s Blog:
http://sojochick.blogspot.com/2007/06/welcome-heretic-hunters.html
