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Lark-Song and his two children came into the store Friday night to buy shoes for his wife. She had been out of town for a few days and they were picking her up from the airport as soon as they left the mall.
“You’re buying her a present on Father’s Day weekend? Is it [...]

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Men are Trouble

Whenever guys come into my store without the wife or girlfriend, I tend to chat them up because, I’ve found, they’re an easy sale. The man I was helping today had come in to buy a present for his personal assistant. Couldn’t he have just given her the money and told her to [...]

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Date Night, Saturday Night

So the boyfriend is at the counter, paying for his girlfriend’s shoes.  The girlfriend rubs up against him, purring, “You really shouldn’t, it just makes me feel so bad when you spend so much money on me.”  The boyfriend puts his arm around her.  “But you didn’t feel so bad about the boobs I bought [...]

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