So the boyfriend is at the counter, paying for his girlfriend’s shoes. The girlfriend rubs up against him, purring, “You really shouldn’t, it just makes me feel so bad when you spend so much money on me.” The boyfriend puts his arm around her. “But you didn’t feel so bad about the boobs I bought [...]
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