Not long after I opened the store yesterday, a little girl in cowgirl boots up to her knees teetered through the door, her father close behind and pushing a stroller with an even younger child wriggling around in the bassinet. “Shoes!” She had to have been maybe three. I crouched down [...]
Archive for November, 2007
Hot Daddy (What a Racket)
Posted in hot daddy, shoes, strangers on November 15, 2007 | 3 Comments »
Tic Toc
Posted in Uncategorized on November 10, 2007 | 1 Comment »
Is that leopard print?
It sure is.
I hate leopard print. You know why I hate leopard print?
Why do you hate leopard print?
Because the woman who got me fired from my last job wore leopard print all the time.
When was that?
This morning.
Blind Man’s Bluff
Posted in Uncategorized on November 1, 2007 | 1 Comment »
Only the Irish could have come up with a holiday as cool as Halloween. (In fact, the Irish did come with Halloween. Not only did they come up with Halloween, but they also came up with such nostalgic traditions as turnip-carving. I learned all about it just this week.)
I’ll say it again, Halloween is my [...]
