It was Saturday, college game-day, the worst day to work at the mall because Texas fans are obnoxious. So are USC fans, but that’s another story. Anyway. I’m trying to use my mad powers of suggestion to convince a guest that she needs to buy a $120 bag. I was chatting her up and somehow [...]
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